i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
(Source: rnilkbreath, via chickensandwich)
| person: | do u want to hang out |
| me: | i have to ask my mom |
| me: | *doesn't ask her* |
| me: | she said no |